"There's a She-Wolf in the Closet..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Things Indians Love: A Short Experiment in Cultural Insensitivity
(or, feel free to call me a douche for making this list)

10. Jewellery
9. Honking their horns
8. Putting coloured lights on stuff
7. Driving in the wrong lane
6. Decorating their cars (sometimes with LIVE GARDENS)
5. Mangos
4. Elephants
3. Shakira
2. Speed bumps (if speed bumps aren't available, potholes will do)

And the number one thing Indians love: giving me the neck every goddamn time we have a chicken for dinner.

P.S. I'm home. :D

Comments

[mmebahorel.livejournal.com]

Welcome back! (also, it isn't so much that they drive in the wrong lane, it's that the lanes are suggestions every one regards as ridiculous. There is, therefore, no right or wrong lane, just people laughing at the lines on the street. Yes?)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

(Fair enough. It's very exciting when they weave into your lane to pass someone else and stay there for quite a while.)