"In Your Dreams When the Smile Now Comes..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Notes:

--tried a new type of cupcake to-day, with zero success -- I think I gauged the size wrong (upgraded them from a mini to a full-size, and they were too dense). Oh, well.
--however, amused by the way I can discover a need for any liqueur and my parents will have it. Hello, eighty-year-old bottle of kirsch hiding under the counter.
--the eggs keep having little embryo chickens in them, despite the fact that we have no rooster. If this is a message from God, I wish He'd make it less obscure/gross.
--got my July schedule in the post to-day, it is awful. I'm working every weekend this month plus the Fourth of July. Blehhh. I know I was whining last month about not getting enough shifts, but now I am taking it back, for the love of little kittens, eesh.
--I will have to tell them I can't do the eleventh, because for some ungodly reason I am going to the ~spa~, thank you Mama's best friend. I don't know what exactly they do to you at the spa, but apparently it takes all day, so. I will have to see if I can get the invisible Mandi (I have never met her, I just know she works the client on the days I'm not there) to cover for me.

Comments

[nowgoesquickly.livejournal.com]

--the eggs keep having little embryo chickens in them, despite the fact that we have no rooster. If this is a message from God, I wish He'd make it less obscure/gross.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE. D:

Also, I envy your upcoming trip to the spa, assuming it will include a massage. I hope it does.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I was trying to figure out whether they were unfertilised ova or something? But they're all bloody and reasonably sized, which honestly suggests more than that.

It seems kind of totally impossible that the turkey tom would be breeding the hens, so... I am lost. Maybe this is actually a message from Satan to let us know that he is the one creating mysterious holes in the fence to they can get out and eat Maria's hops.

Maaaassage. So excite.

[nowgoesquickly.livejournal.com]

Maybe this is actually a message from Satan to let us know that he is the one creating mysterious holes in the fence to they can get out and eat Maria's hops.

SATAN IS HAVING RELATIONS WITH YOUR HENS. D:

Maaaassage. So excite.

I hope that's included in the package! Massages are lovely. Let us know how it goes! <333

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Satan sexing up my chickens is high on my DNW list, I have to say.

:D :D Will do!