So here's the deal. A bunch of the people I know, while generally nice people, do not seem to know the difference between 'this is a legitimate cause for annoyance' and 'this makes you look like a smug self-righteous douchebag'. So I am making a little primer to help with the problem.The Culprit:
Toria and AndyThe Crime:
They have a lot of sex. A lot.You Shut Up and Sit the Hell Down About This:
They have a lot of sex.S/he Deserves to DIAF Because of This:
They like to tell you about it.The Culprit:
Having a great deal of unpopular/unpleasant opinions.You Shut Up and Sit the Hell Down About This:
His morbid obesity.S/he Deserves to DIAF Because of This:
Stalking me for a semester.The Culprit:
Being a nerdy kid in my philosophy class. Also, a ginger.You Shut Up and Sit the Hell Down About This:
His potential Asperger's.S/he Deserves to DIAF Because of This:
"Women created the glass ceiling themselves. They choose
low-paying jobs."The Culprit:
Lady GagaThe Crime:
Writing popular music.You Shut Up and Sit the Hell Down About This:
Her being transgendered.*S/he Deserves to DIAF Because of This:
Bad Romance has been stuck in my head for over a week.
I hope this was helpful. I only wish I could distribute copies en masse to the people I know.
*I can find absolutely NO evidence to suggest that Lady Gaga is transgendered or transsexual or anything of the kind, but since people WILL NOT shut up about it, here it appears.
In other news, campus is showing Sherlock Holmes free on the quad to-night. COUNT ME IN. I am still working on my Bechdel-approved Mary Watson/Irene Adler fic for lokogato
, so this is srs bsns.
Also, FREE COMICS DAY in State College to-morrow. Oh hell yes.
Now I just need to finish my paaaaper.Edit:
Woke up this morning and I CAN BREATHE AGAIN. I might finally be getting over this stupid cold omg.