"She Said, 'Dad, Are You Sure You Still Love Me?'..."

*shifty eyes* You know, I'm not actually to blame for this. Nanni and holyschist are. They really, really are.

Anyway. For holyschist I present: A romance novel excerpt about vampire knights. Specifically Gawain. I feel unclean, I hope you realise this. XD I have never written anything this revolting. And I felt the title was in the spirit of the thing, just for the record.

(Somebody owes me for this, especially since I'm going to hell for it.)

( The Vampyre Knyght )

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DEFINITELY NOT TO BE CONTINUED, GIEZ.

"A Knows He's Gonna be Somebody..."

Dear Mr Tartaglia:

I really have no idea who you are, except that you are on a quite good children's television programme called Johnny and the Sprites, which I sometimes see when I'm at the gym, and that you make wonderful, wonderful faces. And that when you finished that one song, 'Rules are Made for a Reason', you struck a Freddie Mercury pose.

That's reason enough for me to love you, really. I just wanted to let you know.

Love, Soujin

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In other news, LJ isn't sending me comment notifications again.