Dear Soujin:
On page four-hundred sixty-seven of your Life Manual, you can find the deeply important item list Things Not to Bother. This list should have been read carefully by you, the Life customer, when you came to it shortly after reaching year seven in your Life programme. We gather, however, that you have not studied it with the diligence necessary, as you appear to have missed item number seven-hundred and thirteen, specifically:
Nesting guineas.
We regret that you were bitten and hope that from now on you will remember to read the manual.
Signed,
The Management
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p.s. so now I take Depakote, here's hoping it works.
On page four-hundred sixty-seven of your Life Manual, you can find the deeply important item list Things Not to Bother. This list should have been read carefully by you, the Life customer, when you came to it shortly after reaching year seven in your Life programme. We gather, however, that you have not studied it with the diligence necessary, as you appear to have missed item number seven-hundred and thirteen, specifically:
Nesting guineas.
We regret that you were bitten and hope that from now on you will remember to read the manual.
Signed,
The Management
~
p.s. so now I take Depakote, here's hoping it works.