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Dear Soujin:

On page four-hundred sixty-seven of your Life Manual, you can find the deeply important item list Things Not to Bother. This list should have been read carefully by you, the Life customer, when you came to it shortly after reaching year seven in your Life programme. We gather, however, that you have not studied it with the diligence necessary, as you appear to have missed item number seven-hundred and thirteen, specifically:

Nesting guineas.

We regret that you were bitten and hope that from now on you will remember to read the manual.

Signed,
The Management

~

p.s. so now I take Depakote, here's hoping it works.

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Date: 2009-08-08 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] josiana.livejournal.com
Oh dear. D:

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Date: 2009-08-09 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] josiana.livejournal.com
I'm glad it was not traumatic. :(

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Date: 2009-08-10 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com
I am slowly loosing my ability to be traumatised.

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Date: 2009-08-11 12:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-chloroplast.livejournal.com
Bouncy is good!

Also, wouldn't it be loverly if there was a life manual?

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Date: 2009-08-12 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com
Well, I obviously wouldn't read it. XD

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