"And Why Must I Have Eyes to See...?"

[psalm_onethirtyone]

I have to go to work right this minute and I haven't eaten a thing to-day. Demn.

Also, I am--

I am--

AUGH.

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[mhari.livejournal.com]

*hugs you*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*clings*

[metaphora.livejournal.com]

...I don't know 'bout me either, sometimes.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

... *throws self upon and loves*

[julietveiled.livejournal.com]

The fact that you can quote Jane Eyre proves that you're still alive, at least (and with good taste). Did I mention I adore Carnival? AND the Japanese Cats, of course. But I'd never even HEARD of Carnival before, so. It sounds like the Fantasticks a lot.

*snugs* You're a sweetheart.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*snorts* Or at least semi-conscious (Lillie's good taste :D).

Oh, good. ^__^ Carnival is so lovely, and I am terribly glad you like it. ^_^ I will ask Luisa about sending you Ut i Kvold, if you'd like, because I can't send sound files but I didn't want to burn an entire CD for one song.

*not answering this part*

[bewareofitalics]

For whatever it is... *hugs tightly*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

*flails* Don't be AUGH. 'Tis a bad thing to be.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

So I realise. Guh.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

Is AUGH anything like ARGH? If so, then don't despair, for you're nothing more than Atreus Rosencrantz Guildenstern Hrothgar. *gives cake*

...wait --

...no. What I meant was, fine. I succumb. Hello, Soujin, it's nice to meet you, I'm Peri and yes, I'm a DFer. And yes, I'm deathly afraid of posting this comment because everyone worships you so. Oh, well. Anyway. Add me? I'm only sort of stupid some of the time!

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

No, Peritastic, she will not add you. Because you LOSE. You lose so much that it becomes a past tense. You LOST. Like your MOM. In BED. LAST NIGHT. With MY DAD. Who WON.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, Fish? Notice how LONG the comment is? Unlike your DAD. And I should KNOW, because he tried to get me in BED LAST NIGHT, but I REFUSED because I have STANDARDS. Unlike your MOM. Is she still in SOVIET RUSSIA smuggling ORANGES?

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

Gee Peri, I really don't know, because the last time I saw her she was EATING YOUR MOM'S FACE.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

Golly Fish, you sure that was my mom and you weren't just LOOKING IN A MIRROR?

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

Yes Peri, I'm sure, because I'm not dumb like your MOM, who's so STUPID she thinks a BLOW JOB is something you do with a HAIR DRYER.

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

'Tis better to think a blow job involves a HAIR DRYER than to know FIVE DIFFERENT TECHNIQUES for PERFORMING ONE, like YOUR mom.

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

FOUR of those, she learned from YOUR mom. Who was only happy to teach THE WHOLE TOWN afterwards.

...What are we doing, Peri? XD

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

And of course you know this because you spend LAST NIGHT with THE WHOLE TOWN in BED?

...I have no idea. Do you know?

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

At least the town is WILLING to sleep with me, whereas YOU have to FIND an ISLAND of BLIND LEPERS to get any action.

...We're spamming Soujin's post with bad insults. Do you think we should stop?

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

You seem to forget that YOU are the TOUR GUIDE of the BLIND LEPER ISLAND.

...Oh. True. Hmm. I don't know. Do you think? It's rather amusing, but... er.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

...*shy giggle* I don't really mind. I need something to blackmail Miss Fish into playing Gideon Spilett.

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................letmereadit...IMEANWHAT?...

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*points* The gentleman in this icon.

TMI. The Mysterious Island. Best slash acronym ever. READ IT.

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

Yes.Yes.Gideon.MisterWarCorrespondentyesTheMysteriousIslandyes.Igobacktoschooltomorrow.Iftheydon'thaveitinthelibraryI'llorderit.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

You wiiiiiiiiiiiiin. Spam my posts to your heart's content. For-ever.

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

Really, Peri, do you suck my brother with THAT mouth?

...It is totally, but ... SOUJIN, WE ARE GIVING YOU FAIR WARNING HEREBY. WE ARE SPAMMING YOUR POST. PLEASE STOP US WHEN YOU LIKE.

There. Now we are justified.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

...Oh, look, cake. *adoring eyes* What sort of cake is it? ^_^

wait--

Oh, yes, that's it. *pounce!* How good it is to meet you, in addition. If everyone worships me, everyone is TEH CRAZY and also what in hell for? But that's beside the point. Hullo! ^___^ I promise I'm only this incoherent some of the time.

...*shuts up and goes to add the Peri*

[meteorspark.livejournal.com]

I would say cheesecake, but that's just me. Due to its imaginary status, I should say it's whatever sort you like best.

Ah, well, yes, everyone adores you and I supposed it was time I ought to introduce myself. So. Yes!

*...right, goes to re-add teh Soujin*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Then I think it is black forest. I've only had it once before, but I think it's the loveliest thing in the world.

Then everyone is INSANE. INSANE. *hides* But hi?

*goes actually to add the Peri this time, being a procrastinator liek whoa?*

[metaphora.livejournal.com]

...We only worship her 25 hours of each day, Peri. Way to exaggerate! D:

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*flails* What is wrong with you people? What are you worshipping? I do not get it, demn it!

Quiet, young Soujin, and be loved. You're like a cat, except less catty and more persony.

[metaphora.livejournal.com]

[sirius-meihim.livejournal.com]

::offers cookie:: triple chocolate. they make everything better ^_^... at least a little.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Thank you.

[lunaedraconis.livejournal.com]

AUGH is a pain. One mustn't AUGH else one's voice will freeze that way.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*grimace* Reflex.