"You Cut Her Hair..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Snippets:

Have just discovered that Waen routinely says 'fuck' in conversation with her friends. So that's where my overprotective big-sister instinct went. She is far too young &c.


Dear God,

Hi, is Soujin. Please, please, please can we stop with the cancer? My life is starting to feel like Funky Winkerbean, and that can only be a bad thing. There are so many people all around me getting sick, and it's terrible, it's not just for me I'm asking because it's terrible when people have lives built up and they come down like this, and we shouldn't have to keep going to funerals and hospitals, not just me but everyone. Please can you look into this?

Thanks for listening.

Love, Soujin


I don't think I mentioned Gayle's son on my journal, did I? Well, she's much better to-day, I signed Sylvie's name on her fanlisting, which is absolutely covered with names and get-well wishes, by the way, I'm so proud and very happy, but anyway she's better and to-day we were talking about her children and I told her to disinherit her son. Mainly because my sole interaction with him has been a three-way telephone conversation between him, her, and me, the day she came back from dialysis and her wound wouldn't close.

So she was bleeding everywhere until they managed to get it stopped up, and she told her son, and he said, "Well, I know how to fix your problem! You need to get a tourniquet--"

Gayle: Done that hi.
Him: And put it around your neck!
Me: ...
Him: Really tight!
Me: Please don't ever listen to him.
Gayle: Trust me, I don't.

Me, to-day: Cut him out of your will.
Gayle: Oh, totally.
Me: He gets it from you.
Gayle: I know! ♥

And that is why I love Gayle. Well, one of hundreds of reasons, really.


Manon, Mum got your card to-day. She said to tell you thank you so much.

Comments

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is very wonderful and very horrible. XD

[bewareofitalics]

Indeed. *shudders* There was also the girl who came back late one night after "raiding" her boyfriend's bunk and said, "He's equipped, but not very."

And also mung, which was traumatizing in a whole different way. *g* I still don't know what mung was, really... some sort of chocolate pudding thing that stayed in the bowl even when you flipped it over.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

My virgin ears! >_>

Whoa, what? *dies*

[bewareofitalics]

Forgive me!

Yeeeah. You'd think a Jewish camp would have good food, wouldn't you?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Maybe. XD

Really? Do Jewish people cook better?

[bewareofitalics]

*puppy eyes!*

Well, pretty much every holiday can be summarized as "They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat"... *g*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*...forgives*

XD that's awesome. I mean, that is totally wonderful. Being a Christian, it's all, "we did not win but God loves us, let's pray", or just "GOD LOVES US, pray tiem nao".

[bewareofitalics]

*beams!*

*giggles* There's also at least one holiday where we're supposed to get ridiculously drunk. And that's not even the one with four ritual cups of wine.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

<3

XD! Which holiday and why?

[bewareofitalics]

<333!

Purim - and because Haman tried to kill us and we won, obviously!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Well, that's as good a reason as any, really!

[bewareofitalics]

Seriously.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

XD Win.

[reconditarmonia.livejournal.com]

Heh, I love Jewish holidays. Except for services and fasting and not eating chametz. But Purim is awesome, and Passover is neat (trying to sing Dayenu at full speed when only about half the table is at all fluent in Hebrew is fun) except for the no-chametz thing. Also Chanukah.

Also, thanks for telling me what "mung" is - a friend of mine has as one of her facebook quotes "Mung...mung...pudding!" Maybe it's like Duck Duck Goose? :)

[bewareofitalics]

Whoa, really? Did she happen to go to a Jewish camp in Massachusetts? *g*

[reconditarmonia.livejournal.com]

...where's Eisner?

[bewareofitalics]

...thaaat's my camp! :D

[reconditarmonia.livejournal.com]

Heeeee. :D :D

[bewareofitalics]

It's a small world after all? *g*

[reconditarmonia.livejournal.com]

Very small. XD