"My Wife, She Died Hungry..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

[The scene: a small farm in central Pennsylvania. Two young women, Soujin and Maria, are standing by the hog pen, having successfully wrestled two large screaming hogs from their pasture in the vegetable garden to the hoghouse two-hundred yards away. Maria is pumping water from the hand pump onto Soujin's head.]

Soujin: Man, having water pumped onto your head like this always makes me kind of feel like a big goddamn super hero.
Maria: [laughs] Which superhero?
Soujin: Uh. Captain Kirk, actually.
Maria: [laughs harder] Captain Kirk?
Soujin: Why, which superhero do you feel like?
Maria: Iron Man.
Soujin: You realise that that is actually even less logical than Captain Kirk, right?
Maria: SO HOW ABOUT THAT HOT CORVETTE IN THE NEW TREK FILM?

[Laughing, the two women go to rip iron fencing out of the ground, their large manly muscles gleaming with sweat. Soujin's short red hair* is attractively tousled, not unlike that of the famous James Tiberius Kirk. Maria appears to have grown a small moustache and goatee.]

[The End]

*I dyed it again! :D :D :D

Comments

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

♥

(I need to see Star Trek...!)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

(Yesss you do, it is so much fun. And Zachary Quinto is adorable.)

[raanve]

Lovely!

(I am going to see it tomorrow night! YAY! So excited!)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

WHAT DID YOU THINK TELL ALL JESS.

[raanve]

Oh man, I just posted an entry about it, and I keep thinking of things I forgot to mention!!

My inner eight year old is running around, babbling incoherently. ;)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

XD Luckily I have decided to spare my flist that. SO MUCH TO SQUEE. :D :D

[raanve]

You can come SQUEE in my LJ thread!! :D :D :D

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I SAW IT.

[tomecatti.livejournal.com]

1) Haiiiir? Pics of Haiiir?

2) Captain Kirk is not a super hero! Except in the universe of hats where everyone is a super hero. No, he is just a hero, and undeniably super.

3) Do you know that British Welsh cartoon (based on children's books, I think) Duck Quack Quack or Quack Quack Duck or... or... it's something... Wil Cwac Cwac/Will Quack Quack? The duck goes under the hand pump like that all the time, and that's what I pictured. He eats snails!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

1) Maaaayyyyybe.

2) Shows what you know. :P He's a superhero to me.

3) SNAILLLLLL. I want one.

[eremon-lass.livejournal.com]

I love you. Just so you know.

(And I want to see pictures of your hair!)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Well thank God. XD Ilu so much.

(>_> Since so many of you do, maybe I just will.)

[bewareofitalics]

You guys are so adorable. And I third the request for hair pictures!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I might have to cave...

[bewareofitalics]

*bats eyelashes!*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Hm.

[norweenish.livejournal.com]

*bats his eyelashes!*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Oh maaaaan.

[norweenish.livejournal.com]

That means you'll do it, right?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

It's a good bet.

[the-chloroplast.livejournal.com]

A most logical assessment. ;)

Yeah, how 'bout that corvette?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I am a very unSpock person. XD

It was pretty sweet.