"No Passion Left to Burn..."
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skaryma. Seeing as I am DYING from the plague Liz gave me, I do not have a lot to do besides lie in bed expiring.
Give two characters from any of my fandoms and I will tell you-- no matter how ridiculous the pairing-- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)
A. Name
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB/Appearance
E. Three Random Facts
RPs count as fandoms.
skaryma. Seeing as I am DYING from the plague Liz gave me, I do not have a lot to do besides lie in bed expiring.Give two characters from any of my fandoms and I will tell you-- no matter how ridiculous the pairing-- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)
A. Name
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB/Appearance
E. Three Random Facts
RPs count as fandoms.
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Date: 2010-02-18 09:31 pm (UTC)B. Leo/Slytherin
C. I have NO idea. Connie and Mickle were probably sitting around being mildly dangerous and teasing each other and then all of a sudden they broke out in, like, terrible idea hives and decided to smooch. It is possible that they find their mutual air of "mild-mannered and silly but secretly strong-willed and terrifying" incredibly erotic.
D. Henriette Confurius, of whom the internets do not wish to share a picture with me, but
E.i. Connie X has managed to take on her parents' Secret Scariness, and used to freak the hell out of her nurse by displaying it at odd moments, like when she Wanted Something Please. Now. Now that she's older it's a little less weird, but still very disconcerting to witness.
ii. She loves her daddy so much. SO MUCH. Basically she is the biggest daddy's girl ever, which Mickle approves of. Connie X is 16 years old, but she would totally still sit on Connie IX's lap if she could.
iii. She looks forward to ruling Regia. A Lot.
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Date: 2010-02-18 09:37 pm (UTC)With those two for parents she could not help but be a Slytherin. It is just. A given.
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Date: 2010-02-18 09:49 pm (UTC)B. Cancer/Slytherin
C. Kit must have been feeling VERY generous. Or possibly she was ticked at Christie and decided to do it to bother him. Either way, Gaheris was not questioning why the object of his fetish was offering to get into bed with him.
D. Irina Kulikova
E.i. Cory considers herself the child of all three of them, and if you suggest otherwise she'll get very offended. They all go together. Don't even bother trying to explain that it isn't physically possible for two men and a woman to produce a child. She has two papas and a mama and that's how it is.
ii. She is every bit as scary as her mother and uncle. Being by now only one-fourth a selkie, but three-halves a crazy, she can't transform but she has the ocean connexion but good. She has to be near water, preferably salt but fresh will do, and eats mostly seafood. She likes to steal Gaheris' paints. She wakes up when he screams at night, but she tends to watch him appreciatively when that happens, and then go back to bed.
iii. She has an oral fixation and likes to bite/put everything in her mouth.
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Date: 2010-02-18 09:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-02-18 10:14 pm (UTC)B. Sagittarius/Hufflepuff.
C. This is not a hard one. Feuilly and Bahorel are a nice devoted couple. :D
D. Brennan Mejia (srry I can't find a smaller photo)
E.i. He was born while his mother was in the Federation prison--because she was pregnant her sentence was held until she gave birth. Once Jean-Marc was born she was summarily executed and he was put in one of the Federation-sponsored orphanages, until Marius and Cosette, who had been searching for him ever since he was born, found and adopted him. He now lives with them and their two children Etienne and Fantine.
ii. Kid is a born mechanic. He is amazingly useful and can fix about anything. He loves being able to do so. Marius and Cosette do not mind having someone around to do some of the work, since they now own the Leblanc and God knows it certainly needs TLC.
iii. Marius, in an effort to keep any of his children from forgetting the sacrifices made in the Ensign Mutiny of '32, tells them stories about what happened to Jean-Marc's parents and the others. These stories make Jean-Marc very uncomfortable and he kind of wishes Marius would stop.
ii.
iii.
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Date: 2010-02-18 10:50 pm (UTC)b) GOD WHY DO I ALWAYS FORGET EVERYONE DIES. legit, though. break my heart. poor Jean-Marc-- Marius is such an awkward child.
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Date: 2010-02-18 11:12 pm (UTC)Mike/Gary
...Mordred/Gwytha.
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Date: 2010-02-19 12:43 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-02-19 01:03 am (UTC)b) SORRY. Jean-Marc is convinced he would be much better adjusted if Marius would STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
Damnnn youuuu.
Date: 2010-02-19 01:17 am (UTC)B. Sagittarius/Ravenclaw
C. I'm hesitant to speculate, except I figure that Percy was either crackplotted or drank too much wine on Easter and Elaine was too used to born-men being handsy to argue.
D. Lasse Pendersen (more huge images srry)
E.i. Dafydd is definitely more like his mother than his father. He is very quiet and reserved, and prefers to be useful to anything else. He really hates sitting around not doing anything. Thanks to Elaine, he's quite good at a lot of fairly mundane tasks like laundry and sewing and cleaning house. Also, in true azi fashion, he does not display emotions properly or normally.
ii. He does, however, have an affinity for animals that he can't quite explain. The unicorn has adopted him, much more so than Anasztazia, and follows him everywhere. All the farm animals love him. He broke character and bawled like an infant the first time he found out that Percy killed the chickens out back for dinner, which was thoroughly weird for both parents.
iii. He is unnaturally tall.
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Date: 2010-02-19 01:35 am (UTC)...And now I am imagining her deciding that one country is too small for her ambitions and she's going to build a League of Nations and be WORLD CHAIRMAN but that might properly belong to the Sci Fi au with the orbital colonies.
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Date: 2010-02-19 01:38 am (UTC)B. Gemini/Gryffindor
C. They adopt her. She's Japanese and tiny and they get her through the agency after a great deal of promising that they are not bad men who eat children &c.
D. Yui Aragaki
E.i. She's middle-named after Mike's mom, which delights Mike's mom but not Jackie so much, because it is kind of a BORING name, DAD.
ii. There is some stigma associated with her because her dads are gay, but Jackie reacts amazingly well to it. This is partly because she is so unbelievably adorable that most people are nice anyway, and partly because for a tiny asian chick she can punch surprisingly hard. Also, she loves her gay dads.
iii. HOWEVER, she does not love art or literature. She is on the girls' soccer team and the girls' basketball team and the girls' tennis team but definitely NOT in the English club or any of those dumb things.
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Date: 2010-02-19 01:56 am (UTC)B. Taurus/Gryffindor
C. It was one of those days when Sagramore and Mordred were arguing, and Mordred went to Gwytha and Gwytha cuddled him up and sexed him up to make him feel better and before you know it Gwytha's going "damn shoulda used them weasel testicles".
D. Rachel True
E.i. Amice is sexy. Like, really sexy. At fifteen she had more suitors than half the ladies at court had ever had, but not so much in the way of marriage proposals, since, like her mother and honorary uncle, she is kind of into free love. But: smokin'. Mordred probably finds it disconcerting.
ii. Gwytha was all for taking care of her baby by herself, but Mordred freaked out more at that idea than at the idea of being a dad actually. As a result, Amice is recognised as a princess. On the other hand, the whole family is working desperately hard to hide the fact of her very existence from Morgause (Gareth is probably going to tell by accident anyway).
iii. Her favourite uncle is Gawain.
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Date: 2010-02-19 01:57 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-02-19 02:11 am (UTC)ALL YOUR BUDGETS ARE BELONG TO US.
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Date: 2010-02-19 02:24 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-02-19 02:33 am (UTC)I think being named Constantine might be some kind of geas. You HAVE to grow up to be distressing somehow.
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Date: 2010-02-19 02:35 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-02-19 02:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-02-19 03:09 am (UTC)B. Scorpio/Slytherin
C. Okay. This going to be fairly complex, but. I have decided that Jyoti is the child of girl!Nemo and Gaheris. Moreover, I have decided that Nemo and Gaheris were bonding over their mutual love of the sea or something--really I'm not sure--and one thing led to another. Possibly Nemo was wooed by the fact that Gaheris is so honest and inept, or maybe it was because Gaheris sometimes Gets Things because he's so honest and inept. idk.
D. Jessica Szohr
E.i. Jyoti spent the first five years of her life living with her mother, then went to stay with her father's family until she turned thirteen. That was when Nemo decided she wanted her back. Gaheris finally managed to convince Nemo otherwise right around Jyoti's eighteenth birthday, partly because Nemo was disturbed by Jyoti's romance with one of the Nautilus' crew members.
ii. She is a devout Sikh, thanks to the accrued ten years with her mother.
iii. However, she's much happier living with her father. She tends to be detached and sociopathic around her mother (due to Nemo's own sociopathy, in part), but when she's on dry land with Gaheris and his dogpile of a family, something softens somewhere and she's able to integrate a whole lot better.
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Date: 2010-02-19 03:09 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-02-19 03:34 am (UTC)What happened made my night. This is awesomeness of awesome right here.
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Date: 2010-02-19 04:31 am (UTC)b) XD! And Cosette kinda tries to stop him but doesn't want to make it a thing and so she always just sort of awkwardly hovers when he starts talking and always means to interfere but doesn't.
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Date: 2010-02-19 04:47 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-02-19 04:49 am (UTC)b) so true. but she gives the kids cakes afterwards in an attempt to make up for it.