Whoever Dances is One with the Universe

A. Karen Brown

B. Oh man. This child is a Leo and a total Ravenclaw. I mean, with those parents.

C. Knowing Jim (and Laurel), I'm going to say that their relationship worked out fine, they eventually got married, and managed to conceive a child before either of them got too old.

D.

Annie Hardy! But only when in pigtails.

E. i. Jim spoils her SO BAD. Mostly because he's thrilled that he finally has a child and he's trying so hard not to neglect her the way he did Amanda, but also because he is a sucker for her.

ii. Her talent lies in writing poetry.

iii. She is convinced that her grandmother is evil.

Edited Date: 2010-09-17 11:15 pm (UTC)

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tinyammmy

Oh, aw. I love her.

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yay! :D

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A. Anett

B. Gemini/Gryffindor.

C. Oh, jeez. Sagramore was an adorably unpretentious male figure and Inara was probably mad at Mal again. When he found out she was pregnant, Sagramore, who at this point was practically collecting, insisted she follow through with the pregnancy, and promised he would take the baby and make sure she was all right, and it wouldn't be Inara's problem. Inara unwisely agreed.

D.

Jessica Szohr, who I have already used to Gaheris and girl!Nemo's daughter, so they can be confused about that.

E. i. Anett just knows that sky was made for exploring, and she hates that Sagramore won't let her do it. He is worried about things eating her. She's pretty sure she could eat the stars.

ii. She is right up there with Annuska as Sagramore's favourite child. It has to do with her addiction to hugs and her lack of judging him for his failures.

iii. She loves pineapple.

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I want to do this, so I will throw it back on you. Pick any RP character/s I know, and go crazy.

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oh I hate you. No. Pick someone. Or else I will give you Sagramore and Morgana's daughter, and it will serve you right.

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Okay, well, now that you've said it, I realize, the amount of horror you will have trying to answer that question will be lesser than mine (and any horror seriously outweighed by the hilarity of it all), that I only have this to say:

Do it, and be horrified, my friend.

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the amount I hate you right now is OVER NINE-THOUSAND.

A. Leonóra, because this Sagramore (FOR ONCE) does not have a huge Morgause hangup and can therefore name his children things that do not start with An-

B. Pisces/Hufflepuff

C. Morgana decided she had no standards at all, clearly. I mean, Sagramore will p. much hit on anything, plus he is all schmoopy for Morgana. So I can only assume she stepped in a puddle of stupid, wanted some of that hot romantic action that Melou would have given her in an age-appropriate fashion but WHATEVS, and nine months later this kid turns up. Sagramore feels terrible.

D.

Malese Jow, who is dating a Jonas Brother or something I think? Oh, well, everyone makes some bad life choices.

E. i. Melou adores this kid. He is her protective scary uncle who will beat the shit out of anyone who looks at her funny.

ii. She loves her mama, loves her papa, loves her scary uncle Melou, loves kitties, loves cute things, loves things that aren't that cute even, loves ponies and rainbows and bunnies. The only thing she doesn't like are Sagramore's other children. There is an unbelievable amount of friction there.

iii. Her nickname is Nóra, and she can't speak a word of Hungarian.

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Ilu bb.

"Puddle of stupid," after a long deliberation on the matter, that really is the only possible way this could happen, but it doesn't make this any less brilliantly hilarious.

You know, if a mod reads this the "Puddle of Stupid" will become an official landmark.

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it basically is a landmark. XD How else to explain SO MUCH of what goes on?

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We just need to figure out where it's located.

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EVERYWHERE.

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Since I did Bedi/Kay, you get to do Bedi/Sagramore. They can adopt or one can genderswap for the purposes of C, and you can use BNY or original-flavor setting.

((And if I can be greedy and ask for two, I'd love to see your take on Bedi/Zara spawn.))

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A. Miklós Llyr. SO MUCH argument went into this name, and Bedi and Sagramore nearly killed each other, because Sagramore wanted a Hungarian name and Bedi wanted a Welsh one. They compromised by giving him two names. To piss them both off, he usually goes by Tamlin.

B. Sagittarius/Ravenclaw

C. Sagramore was genderbent and hot, Bedivere was randy and probably a little drunk. The most annoying part was waiting nine months to switch back, in Sagramore's opinion, although it made Courfeyrac pretty hot and bothered.

D.

Rami Malek. He has Bedivere's eyes and Sagramore's mouth.

E. i. Due to the above combination of looks, he is pretty popular with teh ladiez. Fortunately for everyone, he only uses his power for good.

ii. He has the most amazing alcohol tolerance ever. As you can imagine.

iii. He also has Bedi's habit of going on walkabouts for months at a time, which is one of the reasons that the nickname Tamlin make him lol more than it has any right to. It drives both his parents totally crazy--Sagramore worries and Bedivere complains.

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Yes. This. OMG.

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Miklos is maaaade of horrible.

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Twins. Idek.

A. Morcan ap Bedwyr (speaking of meaningful names, there's a reference to Mordred AND Lucan in that one. probably not accidental) and Eirlys verch Bedwyr.

B. Libra/Slytherin

C. In the natural way of things. Zara was actually totally baffled, since she shouldn't be able to have children, but Bedivere was weirdly pleased, so she went along with it.

D. Joseph (http://asylums.insanejournal.com/xiphias/1104.html) Mazzello (http://asylums.insanejournal.com/xiphias/2244.html), who refuses to have any pictures with decent quality on teh internets, for Morcan. AT LEAST THERE ARE NICE ICON SETS.

also Karen Gillan, who apparently plays some Dr. Who character idk, for Eirlys.

E. i. The twins are kind of perturbed by Flynn, to be honest. He is older than they are, and does not totally fit into the family, in their opinion.

ii. Morcan is akin to Agravain in his talent for hunting and his love of the outdoors. He can field-dress a deer in under fifteen minutes and has never met a hunt he didn't want to go on. His preferred alcohol is vodka.

iii. Eirlys can read, write, do sums, make syllogisms, and has a healthy grasp of geography, history, and social sciences. She loves being the smartest in the family, as well as the way Bedi pinches her cheeks when he's drunk. Her preferred alcohol is distilled cider, and don't you forget it, bitches.

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They are adorable and I love them.

(Poor Zara, not even supposed to have kids and here we keep giving them to her. XD)

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Yay!

(Zara says FUCK ALL Y'ALL.)

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...and of course, you realize we're somday going to have to create an entire crack-spawn comm where we can play with all of these. In all my copious spare time when I manage to RP. (Heh.)

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Oh, tell me about it. It's not even funny how bad I want to play these two.

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mhari.livejournal.com

David/Eden. :3

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A. Eve. We did discuss this, I think. XD

B. Capricorn/Gryffindor

C. I actually want to imagine they got married, because that would be adorable. And then babies &c.

D.

Esperanza Spalding.

E. i. She smokes. Eden nearly killed her when she found out, it did not go over well at ALL. Probably not with her Dad either, frankly.

ii. She loves music, but she's more of a bluegrass type.

iii. She has her father's fashion sense, unfortunately. It is hideous and terrible. It makes her uncle cry.

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Dohohoho.

A. Kitti

B. Taurus/Gryffindor

C. Oh please. It's Sagramore and Gwytha. It's a wonder she wasn't born sooner.

D.

Gugu Mbatha-Raw. Here are more icons () for your perusal.

E.i. Kitti is pretty much what you'd expect given her parents. She's cheerful and friendly and rather sexy and happily has no strange neurological disorders.

ii. She does however have her daddy's temper, and sometimes gets incredibly furious and says lots of things she doesn't mean and then she and Sagramore hate each other for a while.

iii. She is gaaaayy. She has a huge damn crush on Nairna and it is sad.

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mhari.livejournal.com

Awwwww. <3

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the-chloroplast.livejournal.com

Um um um. Latebeast is late to the party, but.

Launfal and. Um. Aaaaaaaronnax? Because I know jack about Launfal and I like his name.

Also I just looked down and saw a Firefly character, so Kaylee and Dinadan.

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You SUCK. What the hell. At least pick a girl for Launfal, the poor doofus.

A. Jory Frye

B. Libra/Hufflepuff

C. Kaylee would adore Dinadan, all things considered. Dinadan is ridiculous and hilarious and has a great sense of humour, and he wouldn't treat her all fancy, admittedly, which she'd probably kind of like, but that does get a bit old anyway after a while. Dinadan would stay relaxed and cheerful. And Kaylee would strike him as a woman who isn't actually crazy, so he'd enjoy her too. I envision a brief love affair ending in a warm friendship. Also an accidental babby.

D.

Logan Lerman

E. i. Shares his mother's talent for making stuff work. He loves mechanical work, and sleeps in the engine room; she's pleased for the extra help.

ii. He spends roughly a month a year with his father on New Britain, helping out with stuff on the planet and chilling in the Dragon King's court. He likes his father, although he thinks Dinadan could stand to back off sometimes.

iii. Jory has a surprisingly good relationship with both the crew of Serenity and the fourth generation New Britain kids. It's probably because, like Kaylee, he's very laid-back. His unofficial best friend is Florence, who is the best, but he likes Guinglain a lot, too, and is nursing a small crush on Lunete.

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the-chloroplast.livejournal.com

Lessee...hrm. Launfal and, uh. Lynnette? Is that a name of an Arthurian female?

Hee! This is brilliant. And makes total sense. And where do you find all these facking perfect pictures, omigawd.

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You are sick and demented, you terrible person. Lynette is Gaheris' wife.

Also, finding the pictures does take some actual work, but.

A. Nairna (verch Launfal? probs. nic Launfal, actually)

B. Capricorn/Ravenclaw

C. Oh Launfal. There are people you should not sleep with, and the wife of the man who saved your life is one of those. Unfortunately, Lynette was suffering while Gaheris was mad, and Launfal is not the most brilliant person ever. They pretended it was Gaheris' baby, it's not like he noticed.

D.

Haley Bennett, sorry that this is such a HUGE-ASS picture.

E. i. Considering that she is blonde as hell, it's a little obvious that there's something genetically wrong somewhere, which she's kind of caught on to. On the other hand, she's not planning to ask any questions. She feels that it would only make things awkward.

ii. She shares Gaheris' love of reading, and made him teach her.

iii. Launfal has sort of been hanging around with the family ever since, helping out, and Nairna thinks he's very sweet. He's quite a bit older than her mother and Gaheris, so she hasn't made the connexion yet.

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Also, if you do get a Launfal pairing, it will be about book!Launfal and not actual!Launfal, because he is an Arthurian character but not the one they are using for our book.

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the-chloroplast.livejournal.com

Well, you do realize that I will hardly notice the difference. Seeing as, you know, I have no idea who he actually is or what his purpose was in canon.

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Actual!Launfal is a non-regular-continuity non-landed knight who got imprisoned for saying Guenever wasn't as hot as his girlfriend and had to be rescued by her. Also he could have sex with her whenever he wanted just by saying her name.

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custardpringle.livejournal.com

St. George and Laura /o\

I feel this would end badly even if Jerry weren't married to a woman who is similar to Laura in some ways BUT I HAS A BURNING CURIOSITY ;_;

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