"And Exchange it One Day for a Crown..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Ash Wednesday service! It was really nice, although we had a visiting priest and she gave a very, very condescending sermon about how it is petty and trivial to give up things like chocolate or cola for Lent. Since I've given up both of those, I lol'd quietly to myself in my pew. Then she said that she had made a significant change to her personality by taking on the responsibility of being less grouchy in the morning, and resolving not to frown at people. So, on that note, I've resolved to frown at people for no reason during Lent. I mean, let's face it, if you're going to tell people not to give up petty things for Lent, you better damn well have devoted all your spare time to AmeriCorps work in New Orleans or personally weaving blankets of your hair for orphans or something.

Anyway, there was this terribly old lady who kept coughing like she was about to die during the sermon--not really any other time--and that got me thinking. When I am old, I am going to take full advantage of my oldness to cough inappropriately when people are saying things I don't like. And no one will dare to tell me to stop, because they'll all be afraid I'm about to have an aneurysm. Don't tell me this plan isn't perfect, because I am going with it.

Also, for erinpuff: It struck me to-day that all of our church bulletins are printed in Papyrus, and I wept inside.

And before that I got harassed by a creepy boy at the library! But that's kind of incidental.

Comments

[watchcry.livejournal.com]

Oh my god you met a real life one of those. I've always wanted to meet a real life one of those. I came close when I worked with a guy who thought his life's purpose was to protect his brother, but it tuned out that that was just exaggerated devotion and was actually very sweet.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

HE WAS SO CRAZY. And I felt so bad. According to the other librarian, he has told her he's a vampire, and offered to point out ghosts in the library to her.