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How to Be Disappointed: A Handy Guide.
-->Go to store
Went to store!
-->Do you have a giftcard?
Yes!
-->Find a store with cute dresses
Wet Seal! Oooh, I've never been in a Wet Seal before. Oooh!
-->Find cute dress
Oooh, it's denim!
-->Find fitting room
Whyyy to employees in clothing stores always make you feel so awkward about using the fitting room, anyway?
-->Is dress one size too small?
Dammit.
-->Do they have larger size?
No.
-->Are you sure?
Yes.
-->Do they have two sizes larger?
Yes!
-->Does two sizes larger look like you are drowning in fabric ocean?
*glurgle*
-->Do they have similar dress?
;____;
-->Do they have another cute dress?
Plaid! I like plaid!
-->Fight way back into dressing room
Auuugh, the doors lock behind you! ;____;
-->Does dress fit?
Yay!
-->Purchase dress
This is awesome!
-->Has gift card expired?
Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
-->Buy dress anyway, even though you cannot afford it and have no right to purchase it?
>_> *stuffs it in bag and flees*
How to be Gratified: Guide 2
-->Go to second-hand shop
I love the second-hand shop!
-->Do they have cute denim dress very similar to dress in chain clothing store?
EEEEEE.
-->Inspect price sticker
...Ten dollars.
-->Run gleefully out of store with new dress
BEST. DAY. EVER.
And I'm not really out that much for the other one, it's just. I have never payed twenty-five dollars for a dress before. >_< It seems really kind of awful. But! I got a skirt that looks like origami at the second-hand shop for two dollars, so ha. And I also got, um, some new horror movies that I don't need. >_> Um. And the store also had Black Sheep, which I have been dying for for-ever (IT'S A HORROR MOVIE! WITH SHEEP! It's basically the movie version of what would happen if all my stuffed sheep on my bed ever came alive and decided they hated me! I really, really want it), but it was a new copy instead of used and cost fifteen dollars.
To-morrow I am going to Boston! And on Friday through August 3 I will be with
mhari. Wheeee!
-->Go to store
Went to store!
-->Do you have a giftcard?
Yes!
-->Find a store with cute dresses
Wet Seal! Oooh, I've never been in a Wet Seal before. Oooh!
-->Find cute dress
Oooh, it's denim!
-->Find fitting room
Whyyy to employees in clothing stores always make you feel so awkward about using the fitting room, anyway?
-->Is dress one size too small?
Dammit.
-->Do they have larger size?
No.
-->Are you sure?
Yes.
-->Do they have two sizes larger?
Yes!
-->Does two sizes larger look like you are drowning in fabric ocean?
*glurgle*
-->Do they have similar dress?
;____;
-->Do they have another cute dress?
Plaid! I like plaid!
-->Fight way back into dressing room
Auuugh, the doors lock behind you! ;____;
-->Does dress fit?
Yay!
-->Purchase dress
This is awesome!
-->Has gift card expired?
Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
-->Buy dress anyway, even though you cannot afford it and have no right to purchase it?
>_> *stuffs it in bag and flees*
How to be Gratified: Guide 2
-->Go to second-hand shop
I love the second-hand shop!
-->Do they have cute denim dress very similar to dress in chain clothing store?
EEEEEE.
-->Inspect price sticker
...Ten dollars.
-->Run gleefully out of store with new dress
BEST. DAY. EVER.
And I'm not really out that much for the other one, it's just. I have never payed twenty-five dollars for a dress before. >_< It seems really kind of awful. But! I got a skirt that looks like origami at the second-hand shop for two dollars, so ha. And I also got, um, some new horror movies that I don't need. >_> Um. And the store also had Black Sheep, which I have been dying for for-ever (IT'S A HORROR MOVIE! WITH SHEEP! It's basically the movie version of what would happen if all my stuffed sheep on my bed ever came alive and decided they hated me! I really, really want it), but it was a new copy instead of used and cost fifteen dollars.
To-morrow I am going to Boston! And on Friday through August 3 I will be with
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Date: 2009-07-23 04:34 pm (UTC)But it would still be safer to mail it home, so's you don't miss it if there are postal shenanigans. :D
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Date: 2009-07-23 10:16 pm (UTC)That's true. And I can always mail it to you afterwards if you'd like. :D
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Date: 2009-07-23 06:57 am (UTC)complete dress whoreexperienced dress shopper, let me assure you that $25 is a steal, girl. Also, pictures plz. :D(no subject)
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Date: 2009-07-23 06:25 pm (UTC)Also, this is a useful guide and I will have to remember to pack it along the next time I go clothes shopping. ^__^
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Date: 2009-07-24 01:25 pm (UTC)XD Do the same, grasshopper.