"Christ the Beginning till the End is Christ..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

How to Be Disappointed: A Handy Guide.

-->Go to store
Went to store!

-->Do you have a giftcard?
Yes!

-->Find a store with cute dresses
Wet Seal! Oooh, I've never been in a Wet Seal before. Oooh!

-->Find cute dress
Oooh, it's denim!

-->Find fitting room
Whyyy to employees in clothing stores always make you feel so awkward about using the fitting room, anyway?

-->Is dress one size too small?
Dammit.

-->Do they have larger size?
No.

-->Are you sure?
Yes.

-->Do they have two sizes larger?
Yes!

-->Does two sizes larger look like you are drowning in fabric ocean?
*glurgle*

-->Do they have similar dress?
;____;

-->Do they have another cute dress?
Plaid! I like plaid!

-->Fight way back into dressing room
Auuugh, the doors lock behind you! ;____;

-->Does dress fit?
Yay!

-->Purchase dress
This is awesome!

-->Has gift card expired?
Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.

-->Buy dress anyway, even though you cannot afford it and have no right to purchase it?
>_> *stuffs it in bag and flees*

How to be Gratified: Guide 2

-->Go to second-hand shop
I love the second-hand shop!

-->Do they have cute denim dress very similar to dress in chain clothing store?
EEEEEE.

-->Inspect price sticker
...Ten dollars.

-->Run gleefully out of store with new dress
BEST. DAY. EVER.

And I'm not really out that much for the other one, it's just. I have never payed twenty-five dollars for a dress before. >_< It seems really kind of awful. But! I got a skirt that looks like origami at the second-hand shop for two dollars, so ha. And I also got, um, some new horror movies that I don't need. >_> Um. And the store also had Black Sheep, which I have been dying for for-ever (IT'S A HORROR MOVIE! WITH SHEEP! It's basically the movie version of what would happen if all my stuffed sheep on my bed ever came alive and decided they hated me! I really, really want it), but it was a new copy instead of used and cost fifteen dollars.

To-morrow I am going to Boston! And on Friday through August 3 I will be with mhari. Wheeee!

Comments

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I just get nervous shopping, especially in fancy real store.